Background In our office, we sometimes enjoy pedantic conversations where we breadbowls to properly define ambiguous terms. Naturally, when the sandwich controversy took the world by storm around 2016, we were interested. We talked a lot about sandwiches, then went beyond.
The sandwich debates spun off numerous side discussions regarding the categorization of other foods. Fatefully, one coworker raised the question of whether a salad could be called a pizza. The answer to that question shocked and appalled us. Inescapably, a pizza was actually a salad. We attacked the problem from different angles.